What If I could Write Your Story, Write It Like You Always Wanted?

This was supposed to be a simple story. An absurd trans-dimensional romantic-cyberpunk-sexploitation-black comedy about two socially maladjusted assholes who meet, fall in love, and spend the rest of their lives laughing at each other’s stupid jokes. A postmodern viral pulp antihero and a cyborg manic pixie femme fatale 

They were supposed to sling snappy quips, to be sampled in bad retro 90’s industrial techno goth darkwave music, while they fucked like porn stars between sessions of hacking the planet…

"I sort of hate this show. The characters are paradoxically over-complicated and under-developed. It’s just a lot of blah blah blah about feelings, and love, and genitals… but I can’t stop watching it. I keep thinking that, eventually, this clusterfuck of surrealist bullshit is going to amount to something worth waiting for…"